SOCK IT TO ME!
(Surgeon General’s Generational Warning: The following may cause a “What the frak?!” response in both Millennials and Gen Z)
I am not easily influenced by trends. Maybe to clarify…I am no longer influenced by trends. In my day-to-day I subscribe to the fashion as uniform school of thought — see Steve Jobs (blue jeans, black turtleneck) and Michael Kors (black jeans, black T, aviators) as inspiration. My basic ensemble is a plaid button down (rolled sleeves) and dark jeans + boots or Adidas Gazelles. I call my look “website project manager circa 2010”. It’s simple, easy and requires little thought.
But when it comes to socks….boy howdy….that’s where I let my freak flag fly!
I (Heart) Socks!
I have socks for every occasion. Important meeting (client or otherwise)? That calls for Marvel’s Captain America. On May the 4th? Well my R2D2/C3PO mixed pair (May the fourth - force - be with you!). Night out? Well The Dude abides and I slip on my Lebowski specials. Heck, I even wore Mickey Mouse socks on my wedding day.
And the fun carries over into my cycling and running hosiery. No matter the kit, my socks are always on point. And by on point I mean, the louder the better. Sure I may be business on top but there is always a party on my feet. In fact, I’d like to turn “Sock Saturday” and “Sock Sunday” into a movement.
We need to talk about your flair.
I don’t take myself too seriously. And I like to show a little personality when I am pounding the pavement or pedaling circles. We here at The Triathlife Industries, Inc recommend that everybody adds a little flair to their training or race day kit. Why? Well lets listicle:
Mood and Vibes: When you’re gasping for breath or your legs are screaming, your socks will be the cheerful little reminder that life’s too short to be boring.
High Vis: If you’re in a race, everyone will see you coming. Perfect for when you want to be spotted by friends and family—or just want to make sure the photographers get a good shot of your sock game.
Send off a Flare (or Flair): If you’re ever lost in the wilderness or just off the beaten path, your socks will serve as a colorful beacon.
Moral Support: They’re like having a cheerleading squad wrapped around your ankles.
Icebreaker: Your socks are the perfect conversation starter. People might not remember your finish time, but they’ll definitely remember the socks.
Motivation: When you’re questioning your life choices midway through a marathon, just look down. Those socks are screaming, “You’ve got this!” in a way that’s hard to ignore.
Look at Me. Here I Am. Love Me: Why blend in when you can stand out? Your socks are your chance to bring a splash of personality to an otherwise monochromatic sport. Tell em Luigi:
In case you’re new here (hello and welcome!)….What is The Triathlife?
We are building a vibrant community of midlife individuals united by a commitment to fun, fitness, and embracing new challenges without judgment. Through supportive camaraderie, we inspire each other to train, to race and to thrive in mind, body and soul.